User:Mr yawn/Battle/Massacre of Seggal

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This was a battle (Or massacre if you aren't in The way of one (W.o.O) was fought over the W.o.O HQ (The seggal Armoury in Fenrin village). The sides involved were W.o.O and the CDF as well as various passing people and the occasional gremlin. Its basically W.o.O getting Pwned in a surprise attack.

Dur begining


Sometime at night (im not sure exactly when) CDF members began the attack on Seggal and Aces tavern (which for some reason was still being used by W.o.O, probably just to annoy the veterans there). They were able to frighten off any defence by turning up at both locations in nude, which horrified the defenders, causing severe eye bleeding. Those who survived were unfortunately procastinators, so they would'nt have made a difference anyway. Then the attackers began they're ruthless charge.

They broke into Seggal and Aces quite quickly. Then again, with procastinators as defenders you can hardly expect a good defence can you? Thats what they thought until Dean, Xolahs bitch, unleashed the flying nazi taco horses of doom upon the invaders and forced them to watch 1000 spins on meatspin.com (you don't want to go there), but they managed to survive and slaughter the W.o.O members.

OMG!?!?!


This attack was so sudden that is caused much denial amoung defenders, survivors and others that supported the crazed guild. The amount of lulz and drama that followed ended up killing all the other surviving members. Such a powerful drama wave it was to cause such a disaster amoung W.o.O.

The drama and killing of these members was marked as the W.o.Olocaust.

Rumours on the internets


Once the surviving members revived and got their act together, rumours began to arise of the obvious planning to attempt revenge. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!1!one!

There have been some public speechs made over the telepath crystals (also known as "da dumb lines") and speechs made to huge crowds of their alts to make it look like people actually care.



=Ratings=

ZOMG! - 4/5 WTF? - 5/5 LULZ  - 3/5 Drama - 3/5