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= Gluetongue Editions =
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 * Due to heavy persecution of the author and both publishers, the following tomes might not be available without a certain delay.


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The Insolent Bridge The blue series The yellow series ORDERS
 * The Insolent Bridge a diagnosis - 12 pages booklet,
 * The Insolent Bridge The book of remedies - 231 page long companion book to the concise behavioral investigation manual The Insolent Bridge, a diagnosis.
 * The blue series - 21 pages of blue short stories. Prefaced by the pseudonymous author of the infamous purple and pink series.
 * The blue series - 21 pages of blue short stories. Prefaced and signed copies.
 * The yellow series - 24 pages of yellow short stories. Preface deleted at request of the publisher.
 * The yellow series - 25 pages of yellow short stories. Last prefaced and signed copies.


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How to Tar and Feather Why Modernism and Misery don't share the same syllables. ORDER HERE
 * Supposedly no longer available, please enquire here: Gluetongue Editions
 * Paperback - 45 pages, bindle-friendly format designed for the medium-sized coffee table.
 * Paperback - 45 pages, custom made cover comes in grey, ochre and clamato, mouth-signed by both the author and the artist, first 12 copies come with a miniature bucket, a swan feather and a miniature rail.
 * Hardcover - 7443 pages, the opus magnum and postscript to the long out of print Roots, Fingerprints & Foxholes, chest-crushing format, abundantly illustrated.
 * Hardcover - 7444 pages, the superior edition (+ 1 page) of the opus magnum and much anticipated postscript to the long out of print Roots, Fingerprints & Foxholes, chest-crushing format, abundantly illustrated and mouth signed by the author. The fist 3000 copies come with a life-size poster of the author dressed as an elderly lady.

Gluetongue/Blackball Famous People Cards

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= Blackball Press=
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 * All books are no longer available and banned in most towns of the realm, the coats, please enquire here: Blackball Books

Roots, Fingerprints & Foxholes Konrad, this is your Rectum Honey and that is a Lightbulb. (1) One sole copy is rumored to exist, in all probability stored in the 'blue' section of the exhaustive bibliotheca available to members of the premier tavern of ill fame in Main Town, for further investigations, contact the clandestine Table 13 (a rumored list of aliases include: Stammtisch 13, Bureau DGT and less widespread and very caricatural; Horde Harlot Harpoon - Dragon's Gullet Tavern
 * Blackball Press 01: Roots, Fingerprints & Foxholes. The Deep Pamphlet
 * Blackball Press 02: Konrad, this is your Rectum Honey and that is a Lightbulb. The Deeper Pamphlet (seized and banned by the local magistrate in: Alesville, Arkwood, Fenrin Village, Hordon Village, Jaikiel Town, Kelden, Magog Village and Main Town (1).


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Calendars & Cards

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Collectibles

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 * Blackball Press badge. 1&#8221;


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 * Blackball Press buckler. A full 36&#8221;, 17 &#189; lbs.


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 * Kleptomaniacs Mittens. Finely embroidered Blackball Press symbol. Resistant leather, manufactured in Kelden.


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 * EDDIE RECALL action figurine, comes with removable Barrier of Trust and two cool Health Orbs.
 * CATHY ZERG-A-LOT four action figurines, comes with three playable pink noise mini-records and a hot cup of coffee.