User:Hippiepirate

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[ http://www.scrollwars.com/view.php?id=7945 hippiepirate]
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The Strange Case of hippiepirate
Normally found as pictured in the above photograph, at least when in it's preferred state - hacked to pieces and used to feed the poor - no one is quite sure exactly where the entity calling itself hippiepirate came from. Some speculate that it first oozed from the bubbling slime pits of Trygia following a disasterous magical experiment involving a leperous mule and some out-of-date milk, while others believe that it is the sad result of a meteor smashing a small peasant child holding a bucket of pig dung into the well behind the Temple of Gulgorn, the truth is no one will ever know. And really, no one cares. Unless the answer would be of assistance in ridding the fair realm of Dragon Spires of this mobile plague. This smelly stain can frequently be found lurking under damp rocks, or face down in puddles of ale, but should always be treated with caution. It is widely reputed to be vector for any variety of disease that can be passed along by the most casual of contacts, say being to slow to flee when it approaches, and those who do cross it's path usually complain of migraines and hearing voices in their head for days afterwards. hippiepirates blood is also one of the most caustic substances known to man, there is possibly the potential for some detergent research, perhaps if it was juiced on a regular basis in a deep, dark, secret industry lab. It is possible that the hippiepirate is in fact the source of all evil, but this has yet to be confirmed.

Bounties
Tohsaka Rin is said to be especially fond of the hippiepirate, and will negotiate to almost any price in exchange for a significant portion of it's questionable anatomy.
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Character Status

 * hippiepirate's Class is Pond Slime
 * hippiepirate is usually found following little kiddies at a discreet distance
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