User:Sr22e


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( o_o) *Watches peasant swoon and spin about with outstretched arms* "Ooooh! Earth is perfect for life!" (-_-) *Peasant grins* "Oh what a haven in all the universe that is just right!" ( ･｀Д´･) *Leaps up and throttles peasant* D:< Fool! Are you blind, insane, or just stupid!? It tries to kill us every chance it gets! Typhoon! Earthquake! Tornado! Fire! Lightning! Volcano! Asteroid! (゜゜☆＼(-_-メ)*slaps peasant* If you were dropped naked on 3/4 of the earths available area, you'd be dead in 10 minutes! Eaten by a bear, shark, lion, squid, or other beast! Die of exposure in searing heat or blistering cold! Drown in most cases! ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ*holds peasant by scruff of neck and shakes violently* D:< You want proof the Earth is BAD for life!? Look at the fossil records! 99% of all species that ever lived are now, EXTINCT! That is not what I call a resounding signature for favoring life!! ( >_<)*hurls peasant to ground and storms away* D:< D:< D:<

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