User:Motorhed/UDstuff/Amazing

Expensive Offer:

Using Google and some know-how, I've found a secret caché of photographs taken recently depicting Rasher and Scinfaxi in a tropical bike riding tournament.

I am willing to send these photos to anyone interested for a large fee. I must warn you though - I could barely contain my disgust while sorting through these photos.

Rasher on a bike. Scinfaxi on a bike. Rasher and Scinfaxi on top of a bike. Rasher using his role volunteering to help bikes in order to brutally ride them. The list goes on. (At one point Rueful enters and rides both bikes at the same time without a proper wash-up.)

Also featured is the bizarre insertion of Rasher's entire bike into Scinfaxi's gaping, abused, bike-filled bike shop.

I've made one CD of these photos, then promptly set fire to my computer. The opening bid is 5,000 bikes - winning bidder may do what they wish with these graphic images, though I suggest launching this fleshy, pale, blur of bike riding into the sun.

Get this while it lasts! The rarity of this item will only increase over time, since Scinfaxi has recieved a leingthy prison sentence for riding a dozen small bikes and his Grandmother's bike... Which I believe was broken at the time, as well. At least we know that in prison, Scinfaxi will finally ride the bikes he has been missing. Perhaps the deep-seeded rejection that causes him to act out will finally be dissolved when he becomes the willing prison bike rider we all know him to be.

Why moderators probably suck:


 * Xoid - Has shown he is incapable of controlling himself. What's more, he apologizes for assuming "bad faith" one minute, then assumes "bad faith" and attacks the next. Not sure if even he understands himself. Designation: Simpering Bikehole.
 * Cyberbob240 - Given a place on the counsel, he has now been corrupted by the dark side of the force. Now serves the fascist empire like a good apprentice. Designation: He was supposed to be the Chosen One!
 * Grim s - Never been a very good person, much less a good moderator. Weak and useless in terms of actual Mod duties - until he gets properly pissed off. Then all bets are off when he... well... verbally assaults folks and cries himself to sleep. Rumor has it that he once got intensely angry while looking at a photograph of a kitten. Designation: Tremendous Bike.

Amazing used to conduct himself in a manner above those who besmirched his name, but never got the credit for it. What have you created?

You say "Bahrang gahm..."


 * Long-time multiplayer game Admin.
 * Professional comicbook author.
 * Indie video game artist.
 * Ordained Minister. (Alright, not really...)
 * Former actor and voice-over artist.
 * Fake musician.
 * Web Designer.
 * Possibly your father.

Maligned on this Wiki for some reason. (The inmates run the asylum.)

UD Wiki Arbitrator and former Moderator. Ended Moderator term without breaking a single guideline. Demoted for deleting an attack image, something Moderators (Including the banning Mod, LibrarianBrent) did multiple times before.

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Satire for that ass


Amazing is a long-haired guy with a beard who is currently being assaulted by the masses despite his contributions to the Wiki. One of the users pretended to be friendly toward him, but she ended up betraying him to the trolls. Like a ritualistic, brutal beating, the trolls will not relent and continue to strike at him without pity, hoping to nail him. It has been said that he should simply ascend above it all and disappear from the Wiki. Somewhere a Moderator washes his hands.

(And if you think I'm being deadly serious, please go play in traffic. Heretics.)

Code for your page:

Amazing promises to rule fairly and justly... or at least fairly justly.

Do you think anyone will use the above template to say I hate the wiki instead of the group of idiots who are abusing it? Naaah, no one's that stupid.

The Amazing Fanclub!
You too can be a member of the most exclusive club on the UD Wiki!

Just place on your user or group page today! (Dues will be collected on the second Monday of every month.)

Shizzle for my Nizzles
Co-runs Scroll Wars, a browser-based MMORPG.

Runs Webbed Comics, a resource for webcomic creators.

Runs Overlord Forums, a place to be dumbheaded.

"Vocalizes" for Bloodworm, a spoof Industrial/Techno band.

Findable via Doompuppet.com, a website.

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Urban Dead Contributions
Suggested Billboards, which was implimented by Kevan with edits.

Suggested Binoculars, which was implimented by Kevan as suggested.

Suggested Death Knell, which was implimented by Kevan with edits.

Jumped on the Radio page with channel listing formatting before it got too ugly.

Created & Maintains UD Avatars

Created & Maintains UD Profile Database

Creator of Sacred Ground Policy

Creator of McZed's&trade;

Creator of Malton Neighborhood Watch

Part of Crossman Defense Force leadership. (one of the largest groups in the game)

Created the Caiger Mall Survivors logo.

Instrumental in changes to the Suggestion system.

10 Suggestions in Peer Approved, 5 Undecided, and 3 implimented.

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Character Information
http://www.doompuppet.com/avatars/amazing_pixelled.gif

Image &trade; & &copy; C.H. Wolf 2006. It is not free to use.

Amazing (if that is his real name..) is a member of the Malton police force as well as the Crossman Defense Force which was formed after the city was closed off. Highly decorated, Amazing was born and raised in Darvall Heights and would sooner die than see it forever lost to the ghouls. Slow and methodical until the time comes for a zombie bloodbath.

Silent partner in the new fast food chain, McZed's! He carries a can of Zom-B-Gone&trade; he inexplicably found lying on a sidewalk.

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http://www.doompuppet.com/avatars/demanding_pixelled.gif

Image &trade; & &copy; C.H. Wolf 2006. It is not free to use.

Demanding was a long-suffering corporate drone when the outbreak occurred. Demanding was killed in the very early stages by a zombified Jack Russel Terrier, and spent countless months as an undead ghoul. Thankfully, he was captured and used as a guineapig by a group of scientists who successfully revived him. Demanding may have suffered a few too many head shots, as his seemingly frail and unsteady form is now a vessel of pure, unrelenting rage.

Demanding now skulks around Ackland Mall in Havercroft, chomping on rats and avoiding eye contact.

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My Successful or Undecided Suggestions
These are suggestions of mine that achieved a majority of Keep votes from users of this Wiki or were implimented.


 * 1) Billboards - Rejected? Implimented!
 * 2) *Climbin' stuff and sprayin' stuff. You know, fer kicks.
 * 3) Death Knell - Rejected? Implimented as Feeding Groan!
 * 4) *Zambah grahhn! Harman zahz AAAAA!!
 * 5) Binoculars - Succeeded! Implimented as Binoculars!
 * 6) *Check out that mess over there, holmes!
 * 7) Preying - Undecided.
 * 8) *"Search" button for zombies to find critters for HP bonuses.
 * 9) Defile - Succeeded!
 * 10) *Tagging for Zombies with blood & gore instead of words.
 * 11) Brass Knuckles - Succeeded!
 * 12) *Punch augmenting item.
 * 13) Convict - Succeeded!
 * 14) *New class for those less ethical.
 * 15) Bullhorn - Succeeded!
 * 16) *Item to make "Speaking" a bit more powerful.
 * 17) Multiple Tower Floors - Succeeded!
 * 18) *Makes sense, don't it?
 * 19) Alarm Systems - Succeeded!
 * 20) *A more noticable way of telling players a zombie has busted in.
 * 21) Character Management Page - Undecided.
 * 22) *To reduce server load and make multiple characters easier to maintain.
 * 23) Brawling - Undecided.
 * 24) *A boost for Blunt Weapons due to character's brawling experience.
 * 25) Graffiti Artistry - Undecided.
 * 26) *SMALL ascii art with your Graffiti, sir? (New Graffiti Skill)
 * 27) Black Marker - Undecided.
 * 28) *Draw on people's faces while they sleep. Yeah, I'm surprised too.
 * 29) Zombie Skill Cost Change - Succeeded!
 * 30) *Makes Zombies Skills cost 75 XP for players who start UD as a Corpse.
 * 31) Crucifix Use #4021 - Succeeded!
 * 32) *Finally, a use for Crucifixes. Hang it on the durn wall!
 * 33) Forklifts - Suceeded!
 * 34) *Let's barricade this warehouse with that thing over there.

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Suggestions that Crapped out, but Rock
These are suggestions I believed very strongly in - that would have added a lot of fun and/or better gameplay - but were struck down for various reasons.

Purposefully Humorous
Nothing below this point should be taken seriously.. or internally!

My Pet Monster
Leashes and Collars can be found in Mall pet stores. A collar can be placed upon any Zombie, and cannot be removed until said Zombie is Revived. The chance of successfully getting a collar on a Zombie is 65%.

Leashes can be attatched to said collar, with a 35% success rate. (You have to clasp it just right and all.)

When a Zombie is on a leash, it will be 'dragged' behind you against its will no matter where you go. The leashed Zombie cannot freely attack others unless you select it from your weapon drop-down, at which point you can "Sic" it on people. When a Zombie is commanded to attack, it can freely do so in any manner it wishes until the target is dead or on another block.

There is a 10% chance that a Zombie will stain the carpet upon entering any building, at which point all Survivors in the room will see a "Rub Zombie's nose in it" button, which will have obvious results when clicked.

Zombies can also be made to drink and eat out of a bowl, which is also found in pet stores.

Zombies on a leash will recieve a new drop-down of words they can utter. These include:


 * "Warrf Warrf!!"
 * "Grrrrrrghh."
 * "Pant pant pant pant.."
 * "Aroo?"

A Zombie is only free of the leash when its owner has tired of it and leaves the Zombie behind, at which point all options return to normal for the Zombie player.

Zombies that are no longer wanted may alternately be left in a cardboard box marked "FREE ZOMBIE" from which it cannot escape until another Survivor leashes it.

Multiple Zombies placed in a box on the same block may struggle and vie for position in order to be chosen first.

When a Zombie is successfully leashed, the survivor who owns it may then choose to alter the Zombie's name and description at will. (For example, "DethBringr450" could now become "Mr. Bootsie".)

Name changes are perminent until another owner claims the Zombie, or its original owner decides on an even cuter name.

Since this may become a tad boring for the Zombie player (in some instances, I guess..?) there would be a tree of skills available only to a leashed Zombie. These skills include:


 * Beg - Zombie can stand on its hind legs and beg for treats. Survivors then get a button and may choose to toss the Zombie a treat if they feel like it.
 * Trick - Zombie has learned to do a trick which is even more impressive and may cause Survivors to give more treats, again, if they feel like it.
 * Roll on Back - A Zombie that rolls onto its back cannot be attacked by any player since it has shown itself to be weak and acknowledges the dominance of others.
 * Smell Other Zombie's Butt - Zombie can see the Character Info of another Zombie on their block by smelling it's hindquarters.
 * Smell Location - Zombie can smell its surroundings and tell how many Zombies have been by recently, and what they have done there.
 * Smell Stranger - Zombie can get a whiff of Survivors and see a tally of how many Zombies they have killed in the past. Those who have killed more than 10 are identified as "a bad man".
 * Lick Self - A Zombie with this skill can, at will, roll forward and lick its own crotch. Doing this in certain locations (such as Parks) gives a small XP bonus.
 * Kick Resistance - Having this skill reduces the damage a Zombie will recieve when kicked by its master to a mere 5 HP.
 * Passive Protection - Kicks do only 1 damage to the Zombie since it has given up and has learned to "go limp".
 * Barf - Zombie coughs up a wad of unidentifyable goo on the carpet. While this goo is in place, all Survivors in the room have reduced search odds due to being sick to their stomachs.

There will also FINALLY be a practical use for Newspapers. When this suggestion is enacted, Survivors will be able to roll up a Newspaper by clicking it in their inventory. They can then use it as a weapon to bop a leashed Zombie on the nose when it does something wrong. This reduces the Zombie's XP by 1 point per successful hit. Newspapers have an 80% chance of landing a blow.

New items (all found in Mall pet stores) included in this suggestion:


 * Collar - Find a "Wild" Zombie and place this on it.
 * Leash - You can attatch this to any Zombie's collar.


 * ID Tags - After you leash a Zombie, you may attatch an ID Tag to its collar. If you choose to let the Zombie off its leash, an ID Tag will ensure that all of the Leash rules apply no matter where it goes. Zombies with an ID Tag can be leashed and returned to their owner if they unwittingly wander away.


 * Pet Bowls - These contain food or water for your Zombie to enjoy.


 * Dog Food - Since there is no Zombie Chow in existance, this will have to do.


 * Squeaky Toy - When given to a Zombie, they may chew on it for a 35% chance of XP gain per chew. Chewing takes 1 AP and Squeaky Toys have a randomized usage limit of 1 to 10.


 * Cute Sweater - Zombies love when you make them wear these.


 * Treats - If you want to give Zombies a treat when they perform a trick or beg, you'll need this. 30 treats in a box.


 * Choke Chain - If you replace a Zombie's collar with a choke chain, you can call it back from someone you have told it to attack. This can also be used at any time to deal 2 HP damage to the leashed Zombie.

When in buildings with a window to jump out of, a Zombie's owner may choose to throw it out said window, at which point the Zombie dies and its leash comes loose.

Zombies could also possibly be tied up outside of buildings, and kept inside Junkyard fences (trained not to go through the fence's holes) to keep out unwanted visitors.

The Stuff I Really Like
http://www.hyperwolf.com/amazing_and_mia_and_hearts_and_stars_and_birds.gif -- 02:33, 4 May 2006 (BST)

Apologies
Just to show that, yes, sometimes people admit I may be right about SOMEthing. (This isn't a dig, I appreciated the ability for these folks to say these things - and I still do appreciate it for whatever it's worth.)

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You know, going through a whole bunch of stuff, I've come to the realisation that yeah, I've been pretty rough on you, for perhaps more a preconception rather than any real reality. I realise that I've been throwing an image on you that frankly wasn't deserved, and that I've been unfairly targetting you for behaviour modification when it's not really you that's pushing this. For these things, I offer my apologies, for what it's worth, and I promise that, should you bring further issues to my attention, I will endeavour to investigate more thoroughly, instead of fobbing you off.

I still believe that my previous ruling was correct, and that your Vandalism report was not vandalism, but I recognise that I perhaps made a rather stupid mistake in how I reacted to you about it. I am truly sorry that you have faced the brunt of all this, and I'm sorry if I've baited you. To be honest, I have no real reasons as to why I've been so brusque with you, My only possible reason may be that the first few times I dealt with a request from you, you seemed rather unreasonable (and that, looking back, it may have been justified).

So, again, I apologise for being a dick towards you, and I will make all possible attempts to rectify this in future dealings with you. -- Odd Starter talk 01:43, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

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Alright. In accordance with the arbitration decision, Amazing: I am sorry for insulting you. The moderator's job is to be impartial and not let their emotions interfere with their job, and I failed to do this. It will not happen again.--'STER-Talk-Mod 23:28, 14 March 2006 (GMT)

Favorite Quotes

 * 1) "What (insert wiki user) said." - Everyone on this wiki
 * 2) "Your actions here have shown you to be nothing more than a wretched, pathetic and vindictive excuse for a human being." - Grim s
 * (Delicious irony, due to Grim's wretched, pathetic, vindictive nature.)
 * 1) "Yes you. Amazing. From North Carolina. I'm in my car right now. I'm gonna make you bleed." - Zaruthustra

'• This user must not'' be antagonized. •'''