User:Kakashi on crack

--Kakashi on crack 01:47, 24 July 2009 (EDT) lol I signed my userpage linking it to itself, anyone smell a time hole opening up?

Kakashi on crack was an old hobo zombie living in the streets of Malton when a strange portal zapped him into the world known as dragonspires...!

Favored town: Hordon Village

Most likely to be found in: the most obvious places as they are most often the best as no one will think you're stupid enough to hide there as they are too obvious!

current max HP: 25

current max MP: 20

Karma level: Bad

class: Warrior

most know for: *Burp*ing a lot and scouting for prey

has been known to look like: this and this

Alternate names you will NEVER see me use on here which I use a lot: (please kill them on sight for their stupidity)

Starlexs

Willy the Worm

Dr. Evil

Gatalis

Lorn Rocklaner

Lomir the strange

and zergerKOC # 1, 2, 3, etc.

now that that is out of the way, I'm going to spam this page with every template I can use (legally), and post jokes and such on here out of boredom...

Free Games. Check out what I have been building lately!

WANTED:

A well built women with good

Reputation, Who can cook frogs

legs, who apreciates a good fuc-

schia garden, classical music, and tal-

king without getting too serious.

but please, only read lines 1, 3, and 5

Things not to say during sex!

I have to poop

smile for the camera!

Get off me, I'll do it myself

this is your first time... right?

You're almost as good as my ex!

when is this supposed to feel good?

I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!

I was so horny tonight, I owuld've taken a sheep home

keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...

Hey! my friends are right! you ARE good!

on second thought, lets turn the lights off

I'm sobering up and you're getting ungly!

but everybody looks funny naked!

Do i have to pay for this?

NO! You're too fat to be on top, you'd kill me!

actually, your sister 'likes' it like this

What's your name again?

hold on, let me change the channel

it's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate

Uhhh... I think the condom broke... 10 minutes ago