User:Mr yawn/Teh slaughter at DGT

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ZOMG RAID!!1!!
The raid on DGT conducted by W.o.O was, like the battle/massacre of Seggal, was an act of extreme Pwnage, except that it was in favour of W.o.O this time in that their asses weren't being handed to them. Its about friggin' time that they strated pulling victories. God damned procastinators...



OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG!!1


It all started when SLAC (the nutjob who acts like a bear on marijuana) Came dropping by DGT. From there on, things went down hill when he ordered a main course of "Im gunna screw you guys over" followed by a side-order of "Durgan's Kidney". His order was unfortunately late and out of rage and some leftover orgasm from his recent masturbation on the patrons he then went on to butcher pretty much all the staff and those there with his ALMIGHTY CLAWS OF RETARDED DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!1!ELEVENTYONE!1!

DGT attempted to resist with pornographic pics of Durgan's "ventures" with SLAC's mom to try and subdue him, but it didn't work quite as planned, although SLAC's orgasm was prolonged for a little further.



Later on, when SLAC finished a second round of "fondling" his best friend, Sakahagi came and "Looted" (aka raped) all the corpses, continuously. He insisted that he was just looting them but the condoms in his back pocket told all. It was reported that SLAC joined him later on.



Xolah came further on into the evening hoping to get a massive hangover and instead found some stragglers hiding under Durgan's big fat ugly corpse. He told them that they must join him as his private "pleasure" slaves in which they must lather him and his bitch dean with cake icing, diamonds and the blood of the young. They said no and that if he forced them Hitler would come and deck him, so he beheaded the lot and ate their babies.

Mmmmm....Babies...

WUT NOW!?
Well, with everyone raped (Sakahagi still insists that he was looting), beheaded and clawed into perfect circles, the small group left. When the DGT people finally started to rise, their butt cheeks unusually sore, their heads missing and their legs, torso and arms in circles, and began to form a plan for REVENGY!!11!SHIFTFUKKENONE!!1



Of course, they never did that. They instead began sinking back into the old routine of smooching their great fat lord Durgan and pouring ale all over him which was absorbed into his flabby folds.

The end. Now wasn't that such a nice, non-violent tale?

=Ratings=

ZOMG! - 4/5 WTF? - 4/5 LULZ  - 3/5 Drama - 3/5