User:Lberceli/Korso

Life as a pensioner
Korso has retired at long last, and now spends his days knitting and sipping tea. He has taken to writing novels as a hobby, and is responsible for such best-sellers as:


 * My Legs Goddamnit I Can't Feel my Legs: A guide to Dragonspirian Pubs


 * I Love You You're Beautiful Now Put Down the Axe


 * Sodomy: The Illustrated History


 * Chicken Soup for the Depraved Killer's Soul


 * Learning to Cope With Your Grievous Head Wound


 * Throwing Rocks at Gremlins for Pleasure and Profit

The man behind Korso
My real name is Louis.

This may come as a shock, but in real life I'm not a pompous dandy with a superiority complex.

I have...

Had short stories published by more magazines than I can count.

Worked as a columnist for three newspapers and one literary journal.

Worked as a freelance watercolor painter.

Done guest comics for Epic Proportions.

Had my photography featured on Warren Ellis's website.

Been ordained as a minister of The Universal Life Church. Seriously, I can legally marry people.