User:EVA-251/NewsAr~1

January 29, 2008
Congrats to I.P. Freely, Rift and Wulfsmasher of Cult of Primortal for lulz and epic win in the form of knocking down a Santa's Naughty Elves' barrier and killing the occupants. Winrar.

As a note, to take a Fully Charged barrier down to Strong, it takes 24 casts of Destroy Barrier.

January 26, 2008
My, what a dark future it is.

Add-on ALL PK'ERS! The plans are likely being laid out to eliminate our aggressive style of playing! Until then, I call upon all PK'ers to step up their efforts in making Scroll Wars hell for those who would rather flee than fight!

Hit savagely, hit fast, hit without regrets!

January 05, 2008
DEAD NIGRAS EVERYWHERE. OH LAWD. RedUp has shown himself to be a /b/trayer, and has joined the guild of RPing, fail, and aids, WoO. We march on, however. I guess this is where I insert a nice long BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

December 28, 2007
For a late Christmas present, Lost in the Darkness was given an ass-kicking courtesy of RedUp, Hippiepirate, Rift and Dysplasia and myself. +1 Internets for all those involved. Good barrier busting, nigras.

December 16, 2007

 * » dean.b.fred has been killed by DURKADURKA with a Battle Axe.
 * You collect the Scroll of Lives from dean.b.fred

It appears dean.b.fred's safehouse was the SW Healers barrier, which earlier today was destroyed by me. Thanks to /b/rotha Dysplasia for helping.

December 14, 2007
anonymous=gaiafag=epic fail=hiei229. NEED I SAY MORE!?!?!?! LOL. Thanks to /b/rothas Rift and RedUp.
 * » Wiliest Coyoteous has been killed by DURKADURKA with a Snowball.

December 08, 2007
Lotsa shit happened. We broke the CiBarrier, slaughtering everyone inside. Good job, /b/rothas. Anon lost it, and in a fit of lulz inducing anger, disbanded the alliance. We now fight under the leadership of IronMikeTyson. I got accused of being a "Macroer", and for a short time, my equipment/money got cleared with DURKA. I had a talk with Jedaz, and found out during an intensive search of the Cauldman Forest, I hit the server 1000 times in 10 minutes, causing a CPU Quota error. Well, that got sorted out. Also, I organized my page, bitches.

November 28, 2007
We were /b/esieged. We lost. SHIT FUCKING HAPPENS. Oh yeah, there goes that profanity oh noes. Now to clear up the stats and show how pathetic the besiegers were. Rundown of the Defenders

Rundown of Besiegers

However, Xolah, the leader of the bunch, who initiated the aggression (from the creation of the /b/alliance) contributed less to the siege than any of the other players of the "Major" players, including the zerger pinkcat. How sad. BUT DAMN, DOES HE THINK HE CAN TROLL GOOD OR NOT.

More to come, nigras.

November 18, 2007
I rewrote my story. Good day sirs.

November 13, 2007
The cleansing of Humpty Dumptys has made it more desirable to trade with.

November 11, 2007
I feel compelled to mark this day for nothing. You all suck.

November 8, 2007
First day of /b/alliance's existence has come with some hardships. We'll pull through, the community will find we are not here to grief, but to play the damn game. Killed my first Green Dragon

November 4, 2007
I am going to enter into the dangerous market of rare items.

November 2, 2007

 * For those wondering, this is how you embed a YouTube video into your ScrollWars profile! >_> Change the the src="" to the video.

October 29, 2007
U GAIS R DOIN IT WRONG!!! D: DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO COME AND FIX IT! D: D: