User:Runamuk

Would you like to hear a story? *Runamuk slips a roofie in your drink* Tough! You are going to listen anyways.

This is the story of how I became a pirate. To tell this story I must go back to the begining, because that is when it started. This was a time that was a long time ago, and not now. A time when dinosaurs and angry mimes ruled Egypt. Although, it wasn't called Egypt yet, it was called Dgypt. I am not sure why.

Anyhoo... I was a young man in my early tens and I had a ponytail because the chicks liked them. I was alone on the mean streets of Paris, but not the Paris you are thinking of. This Paris was named after its hideous and annoying attention whore of a ruler...Paris Hilton! Can you believe it? You probably can. She was a terrible ruler, an ugly ruler, and she weighed about as much as a ruler. I hated her. She outlawed all ponytails except for hers and she outlawed outlaws as well. I had to leave that place and fast. So I did what any ponytailed outlaw would do. I built a boat.

The boat itself was made out of stuff I found laying around the streets, because that is where I lived. It was mainly made out of whale bones and old pianos that had been thrown out because that evil Hilton chick had outlawed pianos too. Man, I hated her. By the time I was eleventeen I had completed my boat and I got help pushing it into the water from this guy named Mr. Tornealious. I always called him Mr. T because Tornealious is most likely the worst name I have ever heard. Since he lived on the streets too, I invited him to come along. He said he would love to leave Paris, so he came aboard.

{Continued when I have more time or maybe not because I don't know how to do all that other stuff like the other players have on their pages and I was bored so i started writing.} Basically my page sucks.